Letter to President Obama

Dear Mr President,

I am an American that was born in Washington, DC. I am nine years old and a school child. At the moment I live in England.

I am happy that you are president but I think that you should use your role better by making America safer for school children, because I would like to live in America again without the fear of being shot. I understand that guns are also needed for hunting because my father, when he was my age, used to go hunting in America. I am especially afraid of semi-automatic guns because they are easy to get a hold of and can be used to kill lots of people. I can understand that guns were legal at first for the protection of rights. Nowadays though that excuse no longer makes sense because guns, even semi-automatic guns, are nothing compared to bombs (I am not in favour of bombs either). You would make your family and all Americans very proud if you made America a safer place.

Sincerely,
Bellusaurus sui

RESPONSE RECEIVED FROM THE PRESIDENT

Letter to André Villas-Boas

Dear André Villas-Boas,
I am writing to you to say that Chelsea are not winning a lot of matches at the moment and they are only 5th place in the League and I think that I have a way of just making it a bit better.

Last season Chelsea were pretty good because they had a lot of good players such as Anelka who has now left. This season I am not seeing a lot of our greatest players of last season like Florent Malouda, Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard and Salomon Kalou.

I would like to thank you for bringing Juan Mata and Romelu Lukaku into the Chelsea squad this season. Mata works very well with Ramires in midfield.

I think that if we build a team this season we could get a good 3rd place at the end of the season only behind the two Manchester clubs. I reckon this lineup wouldn't be too bad: Cech, Terry, Cole, Ivanovic, Mata, Lampard, Malouda, Ramires, Kalou, Drogba, Sturridge. And then we could have a couple of players on the bench like Torres, Lukaku, Meireles, Essien, Bosingwa and Mikel, or maybe Gary Cahill could start instead of Ashley Cole or someone. I don't know if you still want to play the 4-3-3 but I reckon 3-4-3 wouldn't be too bad or maybe we could play a 4-4-2 with Drogba and Torres or Kalou up front or someone else like that.

I am not saying that you have a bad team, I am just saying that it can get better in the future. I was hearing that Chelsea wanted Luka Modric or Hulk or someone so with help from players we don't have yet we could also improve.

Yours Sincerely,
Iguanodon